Lumbar Support

Need lumbar support? Try a cat!

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TV Wiring Checker

If your entertainment center isn’t working, send in a cat to check the wiring.

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Blanket Warmer

Think how much hospitals could save on electricity if they just would use cats instead of expensive blanket warmers!

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Kitchen cupboard topper

If you don’t have any plastic plants to put on top of your kitchen cupboards, a cat will do nicely instead.

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Miscellaneous Decorative Item

If I had something to put on the wall it might be better, but a cat decoratively placed on the floor works too.

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Luggage Inspector

Cats are perfect alternatives to high-priced luggage-inspecting dogs or humans.

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Calorie Police

Cats are thorough and conscientious enforcers of calorie limits.

(With permission of the diner)

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Reason for Natural Gas Odor

If you smell gas and find the stove on but the burner isn’t lit, you can always blame the cat.

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Door Clearance Tester

A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.

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