Need lumbar support? Try a cat!
If your entertainment center isn’t working, send in a cat to check the wiring.
Think how much hospitals could save on electricity if they just would use cats instead of expensive blanket warmers!
If you don’t have any plastic plants to put on top of your kitchen cupboards, a cat will do nicely instead.
If I had something to put on the wall it might be better, but a cat decoratively placed on the floor works too.
Cats are perfect alternatives to high-priced luggage-inspecting dogs or humans.
Cats are thorough and conscientious enforcers of calorie limits.
(With permission of the diner)
Cats are great dust protectors for computer keyboards.
If you smell gas and find the stove on but the burner isn’t lit, you can always blame the cat.
A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.