Monthly Archives: June 2010
If you need an excuse not to make your bed, just scatter a couple of cats around the bedsheets haphazardly. Advertisements
Cats are always willing to watch the toaster for you and let you know when breakfast is ready.
Cats are attentive TV pre-screeners, for those programs you’re not sure you want your kids to see.
If your cats get in the way, you can always tuck them under the bed for storage.
A cat is always good to decorate a spare mirror.
You can measure things with their tails.
If you have an unused plant stand, you can always put a cat on it.
If you run out of throw pillows, you can use a throw cat instead.
If you have RSI and need occasional breaks from the laptop, get a cat to serve as an RSI enforcer. (Especially good for Facebook (over)users.) (Thanks, Nikky K!)
Cats make really cool artwork silhouetted against the TV.