Monthly Archives: June 2010
If you need an excuse not to make your bed, just scatter a couple of cats around the bedsheets haphazardly.
Cats are always willing to watch the toaster for you and let you know when breakfast is ready.
Cats are attentive TV pre-screeners, for those programs you’re not sure you want your kids to see.
If your cats get in the way, you can always tuck them under the bed for storage.
A cat is always good to decorate a spare mirror.
You can measure things with their tails.
If you have an unused plant stand, you can always put a cat on it.
If you run out of throw pillows, you can use a throw cat instead.
If you have RSI and need occasional breaks from the laptop, get a cat to serve as an RSI enforcer. (Especially good for Facebook (over)users.) (Thanks, Nikky K!)
Cats make really cool artwork silhouetted against the TV.