Monthly Archives: July 2010

Calorie Police

Cats are thorough and conscientious enforcers of calorie limits. (With permission of the diner)

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Reason for Natural Gas Odor

If you smell gas and find the stove on but the burner isn’t lit, you can always blame the cat.

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Door Clearance Tester

A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.

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Recliner Counterweight

If your recliner reclines back too far for your taste, a cat can be useful as a counterweight to balance it correctly.

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Proofreader

Cats are very detail-oriented proofreaders.

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Stripes

If your cat is too ordinary looking, you can always shave stripes on it to spice things up.*

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