Monthly Archives: July 2010
Cats are thorough and conscientious enforcers of calorie limits. (With permission of the diner)
Cats are great dust protectors for computer keyboards.
If you smell gas and find the stove on but the burner isn’t lit, you can always blame the cat.
A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.
If your recliner reclines back too far for your taste, a cat can be useful as a counterweight to balance it correctly.
Cats are very detail-oriented proofreaders.
This one’s a real one…
Cats are top-notch laptop theft protectors.
If your cat is too ordinary looking, you can always shave stripes on it to spice things up.*