Category Archives: Squeak

Lumbar Support

Need lumbar support? Try a cat! Advertisements

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Blanket Warmer

Think how much hospitals could save on electricity if they just would use cats instead of expensive blanket warmers!

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Miscellaneous Decorative Item

If I had something to put on the wall it might be better, but a cat decoratively placed on the floor works too.

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Luggage Inspector

Cats are perfect alternatives to high-priced luggage-inspecting dogs or humans.

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Door Clearance Tester

A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.

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Recliner Counterweight

If your recliner reclines back too far for your taste, a cat can be useful as a counterweight to balance it correctly.

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Stripes

If your cat is too ordinary looking, you can always shave stripes on it to spice things up.*

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Bedmaking Excuse

If you need an excuse not to make your bed, just scatter a couple of cats around the bedsheets haphazardly.

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TV Pre-screener

Cats are attentive TV pre-screeners, for those programs you’re not sure you want your kids to see.

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Mirror Decoration

A cat is always good to decorate a spare mirror.

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