Category Archives: Squeak
Need lumbar support? Try a cat!
Think how much hospitals could save on electricity if they just would use cats instead of expensive blanket warmers!
If I had something to put on the wall it might be better, but a cat decoratively placed on the floor works too.
Cats are perfect alternatives to high-priced luggage-inspecting dogs or humans.
A cat’s paw is the perfect height to test a door’s clearance above the floor.
If your recliner reclines back too far for your taste, a cat can be useful as a counterweight to balance it correctly.
If your cat is too ordinary looking, you can always shave stripes on it to spice things up.*
If you need an excuse not to make your bed, just scatter a couple of cats around the bedsheets haphazardly.
Cats are attentive TV pre-screeners, for those programs you’re not sure you want your kids to see.
A cat is always good to decorate a spare mirror.