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If your entertainment center isn’t working, send in a cat to check the wiring.
If you don’t have any plastic plants to put on top of your kitchen cupboards, a cat will do nicely instead.
Cats are thorough and conscientious enforcers of calorie limits. (With permission of the diner)
Cats are very detail-oriented proofreaders.
If you need an excuse not to make your bed, just scatter a couple of cats around the bedsheets haphazardly.
Cats are always willing to watch the toaster for you and let you know when breakfast is ready.
If your cats get in the way, you can always tuck them under the bed for storage.
If you have an unused plant stand, you can always put a cat on it.
It is not well known, but cats are excellent jewelry box guards.
Cat noses make great erasers! *